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Questions I think you are asking yourself

Are you for real?

Yeah for realsies. I did actually build a pretty dank bot that calculates naked PUT/CALL trades and generates signals that I personbally use to trade. I also add new features, strategies and improvements all the time.

Who the balls are you?

I am a senior security analyst with a background in banking and software development... so I actually know what I am doing here, just sick of stiff, stick up the ass corporate bullshit lingo.

What's your refund policy?

Your money is not gone, I just have it now, forever and no take backs. But let us be real here, you've wasted more mone on way stupider shit.

How can I get support?

Once you joined the Discord you can just message me there.